If you haven’t been on Tumblr in a while, you’re missing out. Sure, there’s a lot of dumb nonsense to wade through, but there’s also a lot of GREAT nonsense to be mined out. The kind of nonsense that puts a smile on your face. The kind of nonsense that makes you feel proud to be a citizen of the internet. What does it mean to be a citizen of the internet? Absolutely nothing. It’s nonsense. That’s the point. Keep up.
Here are 10 thoroughly delightful absurdities from the jabberwocky connoisseurs at Tumblr.
10. Easy, tiger
Big kitties make their own rules and we just gotta respect that.
9. Why oh Wyoming
Am I the only one who pictures this as some sort of slithering motion?
8. Don’t lose your head
There’s a fine line between love and hate.
7. Not today, Satan
Cool cool cool, I’ll just go ahead and never swim again, thanks.
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6. Butter arm, though
Compared to my cooking skills you’re still doing great.
5. The dark lord rises
This is how you turn lemons into lemonade.
4. Be careful what you wish for
Osamah here did their good deed for the day.
3. Perturbing punctuation
E.E. Cummings would be very proud.
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2. Maybe he’s born with it…
…♪♪ maybe it’s Mephistopheles. ♪♪
1. Rock your face off
The only way to stop a bad guy with a crystal is a good guy with a crystal.
Now that’s the kind of nonsense that fills my soul right up. Thank you, humans of Tumblr. Please continue your noble cause.
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