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10 Great Tweets You Should Read Right Now

Source: @daniwolfeee on Twitter

I’m going to say something that might shock you: there are lots of women on Twitter. What? That’s not shocking at all? Sorry. I was trying to come up with a big controversial way to open this up, but really there’s no need. I don’t think I need an enormous excuse to show you some funny tweets by the ladies of Twitter.

They’re gold. They’re hilarious.

Look at them.

Enjoy these laugh-out-loud bits and bobs from the twitterverse.

10. Demon squad goals

Technology has really enabled us to attack each other more efficiently.

https://twitter.com/Liam26x/status/852212251922767878

9. The best a man can get

Good call. Don’t waste your time.

8. Blow out

Well that’s not gonna be a night he forgets anytime soon.

https://twitter.com/mncrodriguez/status/890331659450675200

7. Boom boom

#AllBoobsAreBeautiful

6. Endurance round

Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends.

5. Quick turnaround

A story in two acts.

https://twitter.com/Niyolaaa/status/1234100116795133952

4. Fight club

It’s gotta be absolutely exhausting to be that insecure.

3. Livin’ it up

Wait why is there a guy in a chicken suit in the back? I’m not judging, I’m just curious.

2. Casual sext

Honestly I’d get pretty excited if you just described the macaroni.

1. Old fashioned things

I mean that would certainly cut down on costs by quite a bit.

For more great tweets like that, go click on their names and follow ’em. It’s the least you can do for the wonderful service they’ve all just provided you with their lulz. You’re the real heroes, women on Twitter. Carry on.

Who are your favorite women to follow on Twitter?

Tell us in the comments.