With rampant wealth inequality on the rise all around the world and growing resentment for the rich as awareness spreads of how just how much the majority of us are getting screwed, you might *think* it wouldn’t be the best policy to spend large chunks of your life endlessly staging photos showing off how excessively you live.
But you’d be wrong, because Instagram, I guess.
Instagram is a magical place where the wealthy get wealthier simply by showing off how wealthy they are.
Let’s look at that for a minute and try not to explode, shall we?
10. Flyin’ high
This is actually comparatively tame in the Instagram money-flaunting community. Like, maybe that’s not even his plane?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CLflhXHh2ve/
9. Black on black
Are you a drug kingpin? Or like, an entire SWAT team?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ7LMaVh11Y/
8. Opening doors
“I love my girlfriend, but I REALLY love these silly-*ss hinges.”
https://www.instagram.com/p/CJnDxMLBwAh/
7. In the bag
“Just spent your year’s salary on closet stuffing, please admire me about it.”
https://www.instagram.com/p/CJWheBvBNDA/
6. Towering heights
“Someday…I’ll dunk on that thing.”
https://www.instagram.com/p/CJBfH4rhI8A/
5. Pretty in pink
Is that a…cake? A comically large bouquet? A powder applicator for a giant? Somebody help me out here.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CI7FO6Rh6Qi/
4. Passed out
The hardest part of being a mom is fitting all my designer clothes into my sports car.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGi6LUAhp5O/
3. The man cave
“And here’s the room in my house where I keep my cars.”
“You mean a garage?”
“I do not.”
https://www.instagram.com/p/CEpDD-fBeZ9/
2. Triple threat
How is this man an entire traffic jam by himself?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CDFmS39p2ju/
1. Stick the landing
Oh, you’re still traveling by land? How quaint.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuCKmhXh1un/
Welp, time to go heat up some raman again.
Be honest – if you got a million bucks tomorrow, what would you do with it?
Tell us in the comments.