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10 People Reveal How Their Honeymoons Went Very Wrong

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When my parents got married, they were pretty poor. So poor in fact that they didn’t really go anywhere for a honeymoon, but it gets worse.

They thought they might just spend a nice night at home, but even that wasn’t in the cards. My dad came down with the flu or something, and my mom went to the Piggly Wiggly (a real name for a real store that apparently still exists) and bought him some care items.

That was that. Their honeymoon was the Piggly Wiggly.

Still not as bad as some of the stories from these anonymous people, though.

10. Another man

So you don’t even get to go then?

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9. Trouble with the laws

That’s gonna be a big yikes from me, dog.

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8. Quitting

But you shouldn’t have to do that? That’s illegal discrimination?

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7. Right out of the gate

So you just didn’t really wanna do this at all, huh?

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6. The walls

“My husband played along and was ‘scared’ too.”

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5. So romantic

Doesn’t get a whole lot better than that.

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4. What’s your emergency?

Thanks a lot, thief of joy.

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3. Interesting

Talk about bad luck.

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2. Faking it

And this is why waiting till marriage is a super iffy idea.

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1. Checking in

“…in the most serious way as she exited.”

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I guess the honeymoon phase is over. And so is this list. But come back for more real soon!

Have you had a honeymoon? How did it go?

Tell us your successes and failures in the comments.