We need to face the facts. Mens’ bathrooms are a lawless wasteland.
And I mean that whether we’re talking about a public bathroom, a school bathroom, or just a personal one at home used primarily by men.
Don’t believe me? Have a look at this abomination before god.
ladies what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever found in a boy’s bathroom? allow me to start pic.twitter.com/WbvwM86H4b
— jodie (@jodieegrace) December 14, 2018
And there’s plenty more where that came from. Scroll on if you wanna be confused.
13. Little drummer boy
We’re a guitar and a mic away from a full band here.
just in case you wanted to play drums from the tub pic.twitter.com/fWH2YKTtTQ
— kara (@kashedkuramel) December 17, 2018
12. Storage is storage
Whatever, they all look bright and colorful.
Shouldn’t this be in the fridge? pic.twitter.com/EVy9vok7Gg
— valpal (@yourpalvalpal) December 17, 2018
11. Coming out of my shell
Sure. Why not.
a turtle shell pic.twitter.com/42dU4ITQZT
— nice (@ainslie200) December 15, 2018
10. A moth to the flame
Made ya look.
I’m so glad I can add to this thread pic.twitter.com/1TffvGDX1x
— 𝔥𝔲𝔥𝔩𝔞𝔶 (@huhlayyy) December 15, 2018
9. Spit roasted
I have now changed my mind and am officially a proponent of the death penalty.
this was the only toilet paper the bathroom had🙃 pic.twitter.com/Vyhkhu5w56
— Harlot 🅰️ (@harley_schroyer) December 16, 2018
8. Sophomore year
“Dude the TV’s broken.”
“Dude should we take it to the dumpster.”
“Nah man that’s all the way down those stairs.”
“I got you bro.”
boy’s dorm sophomore year of college 😌 pic.twitter.com/qOkRplWQcd
— kade (@kadepumpkin) December 16, 2018
7. Oh deer
But whyyyyy.
First night I slept over at an exes house, there was a dead deer hanging in the shower, dripping with blood. pic.twitter.com/H1WvqusKfK
— Caro Buchheim (@misscaro) December 16, 2018
6. Blow your horn
Sure, yeah, why not. Let’s make beautiful music together.
This was the urinal in bar in Bruges 😳 pic.twitter.com/A2BC7U5G2Z
— Tom Speirs (@tomspeirs8583) December 16, 2018
5. The force is strong with this one
I’ve got very mixed feelings about this.
Broom? pic.twitter.com/wlH3neCU3K
— EmilyRae® (@TeneyckEmily) December 16, 2018
4. Toilet Goblin
Long may he reign.
was lookin through this like “what is up with all these other dudes” then i remembered i insist on having Toilet Goblin pic.twitter.com/Zo6Pe7demt
— True BillyD (@builyd) December 16, 2018
3. Nice melons
There is a story to be told here.
Not a lady but this always made me laugh from high school pic.twitter.com/n7mRkynr6J
— Michael Duquesnel (@TheDukester127) December 16, 2018
2. Shrine
Nice? But weird? But…nice?
shrine to loo roll ? complete with cat litter pic.twitter.com/v4Py000Txc
— becs 🦇 (@electricalbloom) December 16, 2018
1. Buddy up
When you’re truly inseparable.
— Kelly Philbin (@KellyAPhilbin) December 16, 2018
I need to stay far, far away from all of these.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in a bathroom?
Tell us in the comments.