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10 Random Tumblr Posts That Prove It’s a Wonderful Place

Source: nickiminiall/wewillavenge-it/dermythosdessisyphos on Tumblr

Tumblr is a wonderfully strange place filled with the kind of people who generally get insanely passionate about a few specific things. The result is a series of beautifully, hilariously idiosyncratic posts that the rest of us get to scroll through and admire. It’s like listening in on a great conversation between people who have smoked just enough of the devil’s lettuce.

Take these 10 random examples, for instance.

10. Through a mirror darkly

Ironically enough, I didn’t see this coming.

https://perspektiivivirhe.tumblr.com/post/119680693819/dermythosdessisyphos-wewillavenge-it

9. My biggest fan

I want to see this happen but I also don’t want to experience it.

Photo Credit: Tumblr

8. Middle Earth numerology

Did you know that NUMBERS are THINGS that you can MOVE AROUND?

https://madigriffnblake.tumblr.com/post/81157032463/naturemetaltolkien-tolkien-died-in-1973

7. I’ll eat you up, I love you so

I do threaten to lovingly kill my cat about 50 times a day…

https://www.tumblr.com/thatgirlnamedeleanor/112623780730/the-djentocalypse-mammamoon-do-you-ever-wonder

6. Bodacious botany

Is nobody even going to comment on the use of the word “blow” in this post?

https://www.tumblr.com/dedalvs/178185444857/lunapics-churchyardgrim-jpfinch1

5. Take a chill pill

This is why these are prescription, kids.

https://www.tumblr.com/no-chill-at-all/147974539919/pizzaforpresident-i-went-to-a-party-once-and

4. Cutest fruitest

Now here’s something adorable we CAN eat.

https://www.tumblr.com/dedalvs/99203341907/shodobear-stunningpicture-a-grape-wearing-a

3. Giddyup

This town ain’t big enough for the both of our mystical prowess, partner.

https://www.tumblr.com/dedalvs/169640932037/cowboys-are-witches-and-horses-are-their

2. Anticipation

“Hey where I can find some suspense?” “Oh, aisle 10.”

https://www.tumblr.com/pixlokita/120806645993/thatfunnyblog-and-what

1. Flair

“Thanks, I hate it.” – Jesus, probably

https://www.tumblr.com/reaumantic/175686155872/the-antique-store-i-went-to-had-a-bunch-of-these

Here’s a salute to all the strange denizens of Tumblr, blessing us with their odd thoughts and observations. The internet, and by extension the world, wouldn’t be the same without you. Although, I am going to need to book a therapy session or two in order to unsee that Jesus mii.

What’s your favorite Tumblr post you’ve ever seen?

Tell us in the comments.