Texting is an art form – and most people’s preferred communication method these days. But it’s easy to make errors in judgement or legitimate mistakes, and there’s really no way to recall them if and when you do.
Wouldn’t that be something? If you could recall a text? Because you can delete a message from FB Messenger now. True story! You can just delete it from existence. It’s AMAZING. I love it.
Anyway, let these 10 poor saps be a warning to you, friends, and be double sure you’re saying something that should be around for an eternity before you hit send.
Enjoy the pain!
9. Ummmm back at you?
How about $400?
Facebook marketplace is a different world pic.twitter.com/oFNhUfTsmm
— palmer ward (@decentbirthday) July 16, 2019
8. That escalated quickly.
Oh damn!
— GUCCI (@cameltoemaira) July 18, 2019
7. Okay this is savage though.
It starts out simply enough. Transaction and all.
Photo Credit: Twitter/ClutchandCoast
And then, the hilarious turn!
6. Well that took a turn.
Buh bye!
the blue text is a capricorn, aries, scorpio, and aquarius. pic.twitter.com/ARSaTWVKFi
— milk 🍒 (@milkstrology) July 13, 2019
5. Some brothers really go the extra mile.
Thanks bro!
If you ever wonder what having a brother is like…. pic.twitter.com/bnpDhxDxe3
— Marlene Mendez (@MarleneDizzle) July 10, 2019
4. Sometimes you just gotta waste some time.
Wow. Moms though…
This is why I don’t delete Facebook. Mistakenly added to a soccer mom group text pic.twitter.com/3FodfRwVsM
— Colson (@Colson_Ging) July 14, 2019
And the exciting conclusion!
The conclusion. (For clarification I didn’t send these texts myself if y’all were confused) pic.twitter.com/tTFZpXpbdz
— Colson (@Colson_Ging) July 15, 2019
Wait! One more!
Here’s the only other message I didn’t include tho pic.twitter.com/Vt1R39wMJO
— Colson (@Colson_Ging) July 16, 2019
WTF is wrong with people?!?
3. HE’S A DOG.
But, I mean… give them some warning!
The owner of my AirBnB has a dog named Kevin. His human-sounding name terrified me at first. pic.twitter.com/8CrUV1hMOp
— palmer ward (@decentbirthday) July 1, 2019
2. Peak 2020 y’all!
Deleted, fam!
https://twitter.com/RealHouseMark/status/1332443590417641473
Remember folks… these are messages from GRINDR. The gay hook up app.
So this makes NO sense.
— Mark from MA (@RealHouseMark) November 27, 2020
Am I generalizing about how the LGBTQI community should vote?
Yes. Yes I am.
1. Backhanded compliments are the weirdest compliments
Why even text ANYTHING?!?
im resigning from the lgbt community effective immediately pic.twitter.com/qu6eIqzen7
— aram (@aramnotagoat) November 13, 2020
I’m secondhand cringing like mad! But I’m firsthand laughing like… out loud! Yeah yeah!
Have you ever sent or received something like this? Do you own a phone? Do you know what phones are? Have you ever seen somebody use one?
Okay, I kid. We want you to share those hilarious text in the comments.
That is, if you’re not too mortified to share…