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10 Thoughts That We Really Think Will Make You Laugh Today

Source: @as_a_vegetarian on Twitter

Have you seen these tweets?

No, I know you’ve seen tweets. That’s not what I asked. I asked specifically if you’d seen THESE tweets yet. Geez, you need to work on your listening skills. Why are you trying to read with your ears anyway? You’re bad at stuff.

Anyway, like I was saying. Funny tweets. We got ’em here. Let’s have a gander, shall we?

10. The night before Christmas

Well sure because that’s the time when you can drink and stuff.

9. Strike a pose

Even a weird little mud fish wants to feel beautiful sometimes.

8. Spud buds

Add a third and watch me explode in the microwave.

7. Cruisin’ on down mainstreet

You’re relaxed and feelin’ good…OR ELSE.

6. American strong

I tipped him more than I could afford because I know he doesn’t get paid what he needs to live.
Everything’s going great.

5. Mind the gap

Ah, I see, well that’s alright then, can you start tomorrow?

4. Mandatory

If you ain’t buyin’, you ain’t livin’.

https://twitter.com/abbycohenwl/status/1172899764599263232

3. The truth is out there

Isn’t that a Batman sidekick or villain or something?

2. True therapy

And how does that make you feel?

1. Classic art

I’ve seen this in person, it definitely feels like there’s a magnificently trollish energy to pit.

See THOSE are the tweets I was talking about. Have you seen them? Oh, I guess you have now. Man. This was a good hang, we should do it again sometime.

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