I really try very hard to be healthy these days. It’s more important than ever. In fact, I workout twice a day.
…work out where I’m gonna order a burger from. HI-OH!
No but seriously I’m in terrible shape. But I’m not alone. Twitter understands my struggle, and that’s why we’re gonna commiserate with some tweets today.
10. The day goes on
Once you start pouring that chocolate on, all sense goes right out the window.
Me in the Morning: Let’s make healthy food choices today.
Me by Noon: pic.twitter.com/6YfbXeKAuW
— Tim Duffy™ (@TimDuffy) March 22, 2021
9. The compromise
Wait, nobody told me that accomplishing things was going to take effort.
I want my money back.
So you're telling me that in order to get the body I want I have to eat right AND work out? https://t.co/XZUDIjz8MG
— ? (@thechynnabee) March 3, 2020
8. Stay hydrated
I think our ancestors might be ashamed of us, or they might just start staring at our phones like we do and never recover.
people travelled across mountains in wagons and i have 'drink water' on my to do list.
— Ivsy (@Ivsy01) March 25, 2021
7. Meal prep
In all honesty though, this is pretty cost effective. If you’re gonna pay all those fees to get food, might as well get enough for more than one meal.
My idea of meal prep is ordering lunch and dinner at the same time on grub hub
— Chris Burns | Fat Carrie Bradshaw (@fatcarriebshaw) March 25, 2021
6. Burninating the countryside
I can’t figure out how to undo the latter.
Too bad burning calories isn't as easy as burning bridges.
— Aziz Zerhouni (@azizzerhouni) September 3, 2014
5. Weigh to go
Girl, same.
I weigh exactly the same as I did this time last year. I was fat then too.
— Felicia (@LostFelicia) March 22, 2021
4. On a roll
You ever dipped ’em in sour cream? It’ll change your life.
If pizza rolls burned calories, I'd be a skinny bitch.
— Felicia (@LostFelicia) March 22, 2021
2. Meal prep: part 2
It really is a very valuable life skill.
Meal prepping is so tedious but SO worth it 🙌🏽 pic.twitter.com/sWyKiNYmLH
— TUFFANY (@ms_TUFFANY) March 22, 2017
1. Fry day
Ah, I see you went with the “medium” size.
https://twitter.com/Laughbook/status/877503882934353920
We may not be in great shape, but at least we’re in this together. Now pass me the fries.
Which one of these do you identify with the most and why?
Tell us of your struggles in the comments. I’m sure we can all relate to ’em.