Twitter is in the headlines all the time.

It’s a regular part of mainstream reporting on just about anything now. But you know what never makes the news? Just somebody tweeting something funny that I liked. Why is that? Is it because “nobody cares about that” and “it’s not important to our national discourse?” Or is it that the media are cowards who are afraid of a good time? I’ll let YOU decide.

In the meantime, here are some random funny tweets that I find newsworthy all on their own.

10. Cheap but satisfying

Yeah, I think I’ve made my selection.

9. Very alarming

Remember when we went places and looked ways?

https://twitter.com/PaigeFranji/status/1034276520829878272

8. Be chairful

It’s all smooth fun until you trip and those things scatter as loudly as possible.

7. Ball from grace

I mean, she’s not technically wrong.

6. Oh my God, it’s back again

Does EVERYBODY have to rock their body? I’m kinda tired.

https://twitter.com/mrsGutterbutter/status/1172416058411474945

5. Friendly fire

I’m not on speaking terms with any animal except my cat, and that’s pretty one-sided.

4. Shocking stories

Don’t stare, he’s very self-conscious.

https://twitter.com/Alex_but_online/status/1112415299058520065

3. Pit of sin

I mean, Jesus was the first to roll the rock away.

2. The talking phase

Let’s circle back in a decade or so.

1. Everything in order

Crazy how nature do that.

In our top story tonight – the list is now over. I hope you feel as informed and intellectually fulfilled as I did. And now you can go back to learning about real news stories, I guess, if you dare.

What’s your favorite thing about Twitter? What’s your least favorite?

Tell us in the comments.