It’s summertime? I guess? Allegedly? I don’t know because I’ve spent literally this entire year sitting at my desk in my home office ordering pallets of Cheez-Its on Instacart. However, I did just look out my window and confirm that there’s sun and green trees and such, so I’m happy to confirm that Summer was not entirely cancelled this year.
It sure isn’t an easy one, though, as these tweets clearly demonstrate. Enjoy and commiserate with these 10 funny tidbits from internet strangers.
10. Fun in the sun
New reason, same result.
This is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19. 🥺
Normally, I do not go because I am poor.
— brooke not-miller (@buhrooke) June 26, 2020
9. Malaise
THIS is how you reach out to a loved one.
maybe the best typo of my whole life pic.twitter.com/w1QGE6gJnR
— Lane Moore "You Will Find Your People"📚 (@hellolanemoore) June 27, 2020
8. Rank and file
We’ve resorted to taking sides in animal debates.
good vibes: bad vibes:
whales hyenas
capybaras dolphins
aardvarks tigers
sting rays** ostriches
pangolins kangaroos
some bears other bears**one obvious exception
— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) July 5, 2020
7. Living lavishly
What is this “leave the house” you speak of?
I can’t believe I used to leave my house a 5 times a week. That just seems excessive
— mp (@friasmp) July 2, 2020
6. Old moon
Slowest. Timelapse. Ever.
https://twitter.com/no1seshgoth/status/1279420345951432706
5. Back in the swing
These are the simple joy/stresses we’ve forgotten.
Iced coffee just tastes better when you’re late for work
— Erica (@eerrriiicaa) June 29, 2020
4. Tent-ative travel plans
Can’t bring a shampoo bottle on, but you can do this, apparently.
https://twitter.com/BiteSize_Bubz/status/1277965031406104581
3. Changing standards
Seriously it’s not that hard.
I’m sorry but COVID has really made me judge some of my friends. Why y’all can’t stay in the house? Why y’all can’t wear masks? Now I’m like, do I even like you? 😂
— Camille (@CamealAshley) July 3, 2020
2. Slideshow
Do you even joke, bro?
https://twitter.com/BrotiGupta/status/1278034572651851778
1. Son of the Mask
Her talent makes his voice like…1% more palatable.
https://twitter.com/sarahcpr/status/1280189253637607424
So, that’s where these folks are at. We’re all doing what we can. Remember to stay safe out there, don’t go crazy, make sure you’re registered to vote, and get off social media once in a while, yeah? Despite the fact that it gives us a lot of gems like these.
How are you holding up right now? What are you doing to keep yourself going?
Tell us all about it in the comments.