A huge number of us have worked a restaurant job at some point in our lives, maybe for a little while, maybe for years or even decades.
There’s a good reason for that – people love restaurants. We literally have to eat, and we want to do it in a fun and easy way if we can afford to. So we interact with cooks and servers and hosts and cashiers and bussers and the like all the time – but don’t you wonder what they might not be telling you?
Here are 11 real confessions from hosts.
11. Fit it in
I guess I’ll know what to look out for now.
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10. The fantasy
Hey, gotta keep your mind occupied at work somehow.
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9. Spin around
You have no idea what you’re messing with behind the scenes.
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8. Show off
See, you’re gonna mess with my mind with this one.
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7. Lame jokes
If you’re here, you’re basic.
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6. There’s a reason
Trust me, I know this place slightly better than you do.
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5. Standard greeting
Ok but to be fair, you don’t actually want to know how they are, right?
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4. So cheap
The pay system we have for these jobs is just insane.
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3. A toss up
How do you even throw cash, really? Doesn’t it just float down in front of you?
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2. Go off
Turns out your problem meant nothing, even to you.
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1. Sit down
Yeah don’t mind me, I’m just standing here at the entrance for fun.
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Pretty incredible how dense some people can be.
Do you have job confessions you want to get off your chest?
Leave them in the comments.