If you love jokes written by women, but you also like them to be short, sweet, and available in 280 characters or less, well, let me tell you about a little social media platform called Twitter.
These 11 women have taken their comedy game and splashed it all over Twitter, and well, you see how great the results are – just try to read through these tweets without smiling!
11. The only thing this is missing is the reaction video.
How I told my mom I was having a baby 😭 pic.twitter.com/1mRYWH6DTg
— WHOLELOTTA LEEKO 🐐 (@WholeLottaLeek) April 29, 2019
10. You’ll never go hungry again.
my boyfriend is making me beef stroganoff because he is not only my boyfriend, but also my mother and it is the year 1976
— rax ‘leads with her crotch’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) May 1, 2019
9. There’s no such thing as too much information if you want that armrest.
https://twitter.com/catcohen/status/1122548636288790530?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1122548636288790530&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwokesloth.com%2Ffunniest-tweets-from-women%2Fmasha%2F
8. The rest of the day is gravy.
i do one thing a day that scares me. i wake up
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) May 1, 2019
7. His tummy is probably upset too.
My dog just watched me eat a Pepto Bismol tab the way I watched my friend make out with my crush at junior prom
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) May 3, 2019
6. Agree to disagree then.
yes it does lmao https://t.co/1T0jEWDsmI
— celesti ♡₊˚・₊✧ (@celestiinyx) May 1, 2019
5. We all have our systems.
before that little save feature on insta I would just send everything I wanted to look at again to Ashlee Simpson pic.twitter.com/YpgxfbIbNi
— . (@numetalbeour) April 30, 2019
4. You would never make it in the wild.
Plants in the wild: taking whatever Mother Nature throws at them and thriving
Houseplants: “you watered me on Sunday versus Saturday so now I must die”
— Ashley Mayer (@ashleymayer) April 28, 2019
3. I’m sure they’re totally up for it.
me: i'm a very private person
someone: hi
me: so i'll start by describing some of my lighter traumas before i get into the really dark stuff
— ؘ (@SpookyGothLoser) January 7, 2020
2. In this case I think you might be right.
https://twitter.com/izzysmh/status/1122699633854156803?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1122699633854156803&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwokesloth.com%2Ffunniest-tweets-from-women%2Fmasha%2F
1. This is an accurate observation wtf is going on here.
https://twitter.com/hannahjdavies/status/1215419987747274754?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1215419987747274754&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fthe-20-funniest-tweets-from-women-this-week-jan-4-10_n_5e178ebfc5b6da971d12e967
I feel more like tackling my day than ever, though I do wish I was funnier..
Which was your favorite tweet of the bunch?
Let us know in the comments!