“If I had a dollar for every time a Baby Boomer complained about my generation, I’d have enough money to buy a house in the market they ruined.”
1. Shut up old person!
me: student loans are crippling our generation
person that types with their index fingers and can’t rotate a pdf: i bought my house with three buttons and a carton of camels in 1974
— Skoog (@Skoog) May 4, 2019
2. You have an INSANE amount of money and you don’t even realize it!
You know boomers had it good because their go-to midlife crisis move was buying an expensive car
— Randall Otis (@RandallOtisTV) April 25, 2019
3. Define “joke”
“This generation can’t take a joke”
Our entire generation laughs at f*cking internet memes all day long we just don’t like racist jokes
— bee (@ahoybailey) August 22, 2015
4. Yeah, did you enjoy the 80s? Because we certainly didn’t!
If I had a dollar for every time a BabyBoomer complained about my generation, I’d have enough money to buy a house in the market they ruined
— Talia F Enright (@talzir) March 15, 2015
5. Oh, boo f*cking hoo… sorry you can’t drive somewhere to buy cheap sh^t…
“millennials killed department stores” baby boomers killed the polar bears but right right right my deepest apologies to jc penny
— jaboukie (@jaboukie) June 4, 2017
6. Savage
baby boomer: why r there holes in ur jeans? u rip those urself?
me (smart & woke): why r there holes in the ozone? u rip those urself?
— ʟᴜᴄᴀ ʟᴜsʜ ? (@LUCALUSH) October 6, 2016
7. These f*cking people…
baby boomers: “The youth of today is so disrespectful.”
also baby boomers: “I asked for a burger with only ketchup, but you didn’t put pickles on it and I like pickles, so I’m gonna need to scream at you until your manager offers me a coupon for a free large coffee.”
— trevør (@jonestm97) March 6, 2018
8. There is no logic for some boomers…
My dad is a loud climate change denier but also won’t retire in south Florida cuz “it’s going to sink into the ocean” lol baby boomers are fun
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) March 21, 2018
9. This!
“millennials are idiots” – the generation that made a millionaire out of the creator of the pet rock
— your pal andy (@andylevy) August 13, 2015
10. Rip it up
Baby boomers blame millennials for everything BUT WHO PUT CARPET OVER ALL THESE HARDWOOD FLOORS PATRICIA
— Mrs. Math Teacher (@MrsMathTeachr) March 4, 2018
11. This! Means! War!
old person: you kids get so offended these days!
teenager: happy holidays
old person: >:O— Anna (@OceanEmber) January 2, 2016
And so it goes.
But hey, forward this in an email to your mom and her friends! I’m sure they’ll get a kick out of it!