Are you feeling a distinct lack of ability to interact with human beings lately? Has that gotten you down? Are you feeling lonely, disconnected, or awkward?
Have you recently considered just putting googly eyes on random items in your apartment so that you have something to talk to and not feel weird about it?
If so, we’re here to help.
And by “help,” we don’t really mean…help, but we do mean we’ll show you these funny tweets you might be able to relate to.
And that’s something. Right?
11. Validation station
A flood of compliments is just a few clicks away.
Why send sexy pics to dudes for validation when you can update your FB photo and instantly get hundreds of compliments from your middle aged aunts
— Tam Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) November 11, 2018
10. A cold day
Life on earth didn’t work out great but I think I’ll be popular here.
Me, in hell: I was told there would be a “special” place for me?
— Alice Wetterlund (@alicewetterlund) February 25, 2019
9. Dry spells
Overcoming this would take a superhuman effort.
Superman's What I call
Headquarters my box
🤝
Fortress of Solitude— Sara Wren (@sarawrencomedy) May 27, 2019
8. You’re just jelly
‘Tis better to be stung by love than not to feel it at all.
[painfully braiding my jellyfish] but not having you as a friend would hurt more
— jo (@whatsJo) July 4, 2019
7. Puppy love
The con is working just as I’d planned…
https://twitter.com/abbycohenwl/status/653276701045035009
6. Sparkling conversation
Guess this is where we’re at, excitement-wise.
Me:
My dad:
Me:
My dad: when was the last time u checked ur oil
— madi brews (@madicrews8) April 3, 2019
5. Let it go
Put your love into the universe, then prepare to face the consequences.
https://twitter.com/abbycohenwl/status/566775887681441792
4. Dead poets society
Don’t over-analyze it too much.
https://twitter.com/simsalabella/status/1140579194335834115
3. Saved by savings
The determined ones will find you, wherever you are.
[stranded on a desert island]
*plane flies over head and drops a letter*
Me: omg I’m going to be rescued!
*opens letter*
we’re just reaching out to you about your car’s extended warrantyMe: Sonofa-
— Sassparilla (@Megatronic13) July 18, 2019
2. Cereal offender
When your social circles are in grocery aisles.
You’re wearing the same dress, and one of you needs to go home and change. pic.twitter.com/gqAtESJNCH
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) July 14, 2019
1. The end
Gotta walk this confusing road alone.
Me: So tired. So weak. Am I incurably sick? Is this the end
My body: The only green thing you've eaten in weeks was an Andes Mint.
Me: Why, cruel world? Why me
Body: You sleep 4 hours a night.
Me: Oh mortality, the cruelest mistress.
Body: Maybe go for a walk? Just one
— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) July 1, 2019
If you’re truly feeling lonely, we hope these funny tweets have made your day a little brighter.
And try to keep your chin up. These things don’t last forever!
How are you hanging in there these days?
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