Married life. Yeah, what you both have to understand is that you’re on a journey. There is no destination. It’s all about the trip you’re taking, and it’s the trip of a lifetime!
What we’re trying to say is you need to appreciate that you’re experiencing something incredible together, even though there are some ridiculous/hilarious/preposterous moments along the way.
These 12 tweets reveal that marriage is completely unpredictable… and that’s half the fun!
1. Might be a deal breaker
My husband ate all the cookies and called it a snacksccident. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
— Lisabug (@Lisabug74) February 2, 2019
2. Make sure to get that spot
https://twitter.com/houseandhens/status/1092135280314863618
3. That is crucial
i married for love
but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored
— Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) February 7, 2018
4. Uh oh
Wife: I just vacuumed so don't make a mess
Daughter: Yeah, don't make a mess dad
Me: I'm not the one she was *drops sandwich* dammit
— *sigh*clops (@aotakeo) April 16, 2019
5. The PEAK
We put new shelves in the garage and have talked for 3 days about what a game changer they are. This is peak marriage.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 22, 2019
6. Sounds about right
My husband won't let me pick up wood at Home Depot because he doesn't want it scratched or bent but I can take care of his children daily.
— bubble girl (@JessObsess) June 20, 2017
7. That’s why you’re here
My wife said she hides snacks from me so she can put them out when guests come over, in case you were wondering why I invited you here tonight.
— The Dad Briefs (@SladeWentworth) February 10, 2019
8. Wait, they can’t hear that?
WHY WON'T THOSE FOOTBALL PLAYERS LISTEN TO THE EXCELLENT ADVICE MY HUSBAND IS SCREAMING AT THEM?
— JPo (@Peauxtassium) September 9, 2018
9. You also might need a PowerPoint
Married sex is like traveling. It takes planning, the conditions need to be right, and everyone has to pee before getting started.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) April 13, 2019
10. Hmmmm
me: Have you seen my keys?
wife: No. Did you check your pocket?
me: Yeah
wife: Both of them?
me [mocking] "Both of them?”
wife:
me *finds keys* No— Josh (@iwearaonesie) January 8, 2019
11. Not anymore
Wife: is that what you’re wearing?
Me: I guess not.— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 3, 2019
12. Thank you!
Before marriage, I would sit at stop lights for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.
— Chad Read (@squirrel74wkgn) February 8, 2019
It’s worth it all in the end though, isn’t it friends?
Just nod and say yes. 😉
Also… share your thoughts in the comments. Because we love things like that!