Ever chant please be like me please be like me please be like me inside your head whenever you meet someone new? Then you will find these tweets immediately validating. Proof we’re not alone! Because these people are just as dark, just as anxious and just as weird as us.

1. We are getting old.

2. We are skeptical.

3. We are incredulous.

4. We are sleepy.

5. We are snarky.

6. We are identical.

7. We hate Valentine’s Day.

8. We are sensitive.

9. We have killed many brain cells.

10. We have issues.

11. We are self centered.

12. We don’t cheat but we think this is funny.

Did you see yourself somewhere in there? Good. The best part, though, is you didn’t even need to leave the house to find someone like you. You’re welcome.