There used to be some kind of idea out there that women aren’t funny (or aren’t as funny as men), but the advent of social media has proven what women have always known to be true – we’re f*cking hilarious.
The 10 ladies below are just the funniest of the funny. This week, anyway.
Enjoy all of this mess and I’ll see you after you’ve laughed your a** off.
10. Girl same.
Can’t we just start carting around suitcases? Would that be acceptable?
I’m not buying another purse until it has the following inside:
• Cup holder
• Bagel holder
• ATM
• Built-in vacuum for bagel crumbs
• Tiny lamp
• Built-in Alexa that just says “hot” or “cold” depending on how close my hand is to the thing I need
• Regenerating bagels— Sam Reece (@ItSamReece) July 11, 2019
9. Fair?
I mean… I can f**k with some Takis, if you hear me.
Idea: Takis for Whimps
Pitch: What if White People could eat Takis— Taylor Kay Phillips (@TayKayPhillips) July 8, 2019
8. This is the truest.
What about a site for this, please?
making actual friends with adult men is hard i wish there was a card i could send that said “listen i have no interest in sex with you , but let’s go to the movies!!!”
— Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) July 9, 2019
7. I mean one of them has Channing Tatum. Just saying.
But it’s probably that IG.
i can’t decide what the best soccer movie is: bend it like beckham, she’s the man, or ashlyn harris’s instagram stories
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) July 9, 2019
6. Props to everyone who listened and accepted.
It was well worth the wait.
https://twitter.com/forasiah/status/1148036588561149953?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1148036588561149953&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Flifestyle%2Fjokes-from-women-this-week-july-12%2F
5. Answer: it can’t.
It’s like a realistic Scooby Doo without the talking dog. For reals.
How can Euphoria be a show about sexy teens without there being a murder for them to solve?
— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) July 10, 2019
4. You do you bro.
I’m LOVING the vibe.
https://twitter.com/ayoedebiri/status/1148619996542582785?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1148619996542582785&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Flifestyle%2Fjokes-from-women-this-week-july-12%2F
3. Good luck pretending not to hear THAT.
I’ve gotta try this trick, though.
My Uber profile says I’m deaf so when I get into Uber’s I usually just sign hello to them and don’t speak anymore but this Uber driver just called someone and said “this deaf bitch just got in so I can talk for a minute” lmfaooooo
— sooner slaw (@nicoleslaaww) July 10, 2019
2. Real life.
Sounds like must-see TV to me!
Stranger Things Season 4 is just going to be the kids filling out their FAFSA
— Bron dot com (@brondotcomputer) July 11, 2019
1. It’s funny but also I want this.
Can’t we all get along?
she was a punk he did ballet pic.twitter.com/7t09D7UIb8
— aida (@rxbbersoul) July 7, 2019
Ladies and gentlemen… if you didn’t have goals before… trying to be as funny as these gals could be a new high water mark to set, yeah?
Listen, we all can’t be funny, but at least we can try. I can juggle. That’s about the extent of my talent.
What about you? Which one of these tweets did you laugh at the most? Have a funny thought you want to share?
Let us know in the comments!