Sleepwalking is what happens basically when your brain fails to produce the chemicals necessary to keep you still while you’re asleep so you don’t start acting out your dreams.
I’ve never really had that problem, though I’ve suffered the opposite – a phenomenon called sleep paralysis where that chemical keeps getting produced even though you’re conscious. It’s freaky. I think I’d probably trade it for sleepwalking if I could.
I do, apparently, talk just a bit in my sleep. More frequently, I was informed by an ex girlfriend, I hum little tunes. Not too surprising as I am a musician of sorts, but it pales in comparison to how interesting some of these sleep talking confessions are.
12. Bring on the Muppets tonight
Talk about being felt.
Source: Whisper
11. Say my name
Well, that’s just plain uncomfortable.
Source: Whisper
10. Secrets revealed
I wonder if they vet for this kind of thing in like professional spies?
Source: Whisper
9. Panic time
If I hear that in the night, no matter the context, I’m gonna comply.
Source: Whisper
8. Gibberish times
Those are the best.
Source: Whisper
7. Important meals
Well, you heard the lady.
Source: Whisper
6. What an embarrassment
For all you know, it’s already happened.
Source: Whisper
5. A wide variety
You should go into talk radio.
Source: Whisper
4. A class act
Were you muttering the test answers?
Source: Whisper
3. Monkey business
That would be a pretty difficult thing to hide.
Source: Whisper
2. Double trouble
What are you revealing?
Source: Whisper
1. Sexy dork fish
Um…thanks?
Source: Whisper
Absolutely wild, I’m not sure how I could sleep next to some of those folks.
Do you have experience with sleep talking?
Tell us about it in the comments.