Millennials… prepare to get dragged all over the damn planet, because 12 people decided that today was the day to ask you serious questions that weren’t so serious.
You know the drill. They tweet. They funny. You don’t respond. We all laugh. Repeat.
Thank you to this site for bringing all these together, and thanks to us for going through them and finding the best.
You’re welcome, internet
1. Eggplants just doing eggplants things
I’m endlessly amused by what emojis mean.
https://twitter.com/sukkarights/status/1248288247664369664
2. Because they can!
It’s all meta, all the time!
Why do millennials take photos with a Polaroid and then take photos of the Polaroid photo?
— boom stick critique 1.5 (@stim978911) January 19, 2020
3. Chef’s kiss!
You can eat it AND drink it. Win win!
Why do millennials love soup so much?
— Mr. Hitachi (@KolbiashiMaroon) October 21, 2019
4. A true rite of passage.
I deleted it, btw. Because reasons.
Why do millennials think that not downloading TikTok makes them an adult. Like grow up smh
— Stefan Feher (@StefanFeher4) June 17, 2020
5. Is it their 6th or 16th?
Seems like MOST of the people on TikTok are drunk.
https://twitter.com/ohzoiix/status/1272592912140951555
6. I can’t even with this
I use adjectives in place of verbs. So there!
Why do millennials use nouns in the place of verbs?
"I can't math"
"Englishing is hard today"— A† LEAS† i †RY (@AtLeastiTryNC) June 15, 2020
7. Yes, it looks distressed! It doesn’t want to be that way!
Shabby indeed!
Millennials always shit on boomers for carpeting hardwoods in the 70s, but who's the one painting over original brick and high quality wood furniture, BECKY?
— Amy (@AmyintheAtl) May 18, 2020
8. 80s kids and 70s kids are so much cooler.
We’re colder because we’re older and old people get colder faster.
why do millennials care so much ab the fact that theyre 90s kids??? sis WE KNOW. THATS WHEN YOU GREW UP. 😭😭💀
— mckenna! ⎕ 🪩 FREE 🇵🇸 (@carsarebending) June 14, 2020
9. Why do so many of them have back problems?
Maybe because they have drinking problems? Hmmm…
https://twitter.com/taffy_my_laffy/status/1272684178614767616
10. This tweet is wrong.
GIFs are hilarious and DO NOT pronounce that word with a J.
https://twitter.com/coolgirlswaggy/status/1272538151018467329
11. Well, I don’t blame them.
This is their fight son.
https://twitter.com/benning17681066/status/1270805742405275649
12. Isn’t it?
Buzzfeed, you keep on feeding us that buzz.
Why do millennials act like growing up in the 90’s is a personality trait?@BuzzFeed I’m talking to you.
— b1tch.gov (@ProudAm15730327) April 21, 2020
In all the history of all the tweets… these were among the finest. Don’t you agree?
I’m really asking a rhetorical question there, but you can feel free to respond if you want. I won’t judge. Much.
See ya soon!