I had no idea there were so many generic versions of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter. Fabio could be getting wayyy more action.
But these brands go way deeper down the rabbit hole – because it’s not just that they can’t believe it isn’t butter, they aren’t even sure whether it is!
Is it butter?
WE DON’T KNOW!
1. Could it be?
2. But is it?
3. Legit not sure…
4. Is it tho??
5. But is it a real butter memory?
6. No way!
7. Is it not???
8. Hang on, I’m trying to
9. But was it?
10. But what is it tho?
11. IT COULD…
12. Believe I can’t
I’m not sure what butter even is anymore.
I’m gonna need some time alone.