Ladies, I really think you’ve got a leg up on us guys when it comes to being funny. Because you all have to deal with SOOO much more bullsh^t than us. Like A LOT more.
Naturally, when life gives you lemons… you tweet that lemonade Beyonce!
Here are 12 on point examples of why women are the funniest s^x of all…
1. Thirsty is as thirsty does…
Sometimes you can smell the breakup from the thirst trap
— Wanjiko Whats Good (@WanjikoIAm) October 10, 2019
2. Looks like you gunna break some sh^t then..
I fucking swear to God, if anybody else has beat me to the fucking caption “He’s a little pumpkin!” or even any SLIGHT fucking variation on it on this friend from high school‘s Instagram of their baby in a pumpkin patch, I will fucking break shit
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) October 6, 2019
3. Zigga Zigga AHHHHH
https://twitter.com/casualafro/status/1182076524461248513
4. I don’t know… I think you’re okay…
Called a restaurant to make a reservation but couldn’t think of the word so asked for a food appointment and now I can never show my face there again
— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) October 7, 2019
5. Just one more bag of candy…
Me leaving CVS on my period https://t.co/NJFoJWppSO
— Luisa Lange (@Luisa_Lange) October 11, 2019
6. Oh snap!
me: *hits spider web down with broom*
spider: wow
me: *puts up fake spider web decorations for Halloween*
spider: WOW
— ؘ (@SpookyGothLoser) October 5, 2019
7. They do last forever.
I’m 29 years old but it’s ok because that’s only 1 in brita filter years
— Fossilized Tree Resin (@Jamberee13) October 8, 2019
8. Just let me hoe it up, PLS!
https://twitter.com/Ashleelove__/status/1180609467844575235
9. Why is ANYBODY married??
no one:
married girls on insta: being in love is the HARDEST thing ever but so WORTH IT we fight NONSTOP but we love like CRAZY I fucking HATE my husband but that's just part of being in LOVE true love is DIRTY & HARD but so REWARDING I LOVE doing his LAUNDRY & wiping his ASS— secondand sarahnade 💫 (@sarahndipity18) October 7, 2019
10. I don’t like the sound of that…
PITCH: "Reverse Queer Eye" – Five straight men come to your house and absolutely destroy your life.
— Kristen Bartlett (@kristencheeks) August 7, 2019
11. Somebody needs some LUV
https://twitter.com/MindyFurano/status/1182079984900481024
12. Not as easy as it looks…
Sorry I’m late, I still don’t know how long it takes to shower
— Allie Goertz (@AllieGoertz) October 8, 2019
See? I was right.
Not that I always think I’m right.
I’m often wrong.
Just ask my girlfriend.
She’ll tell you.
Until next time, we want to hear from you! Drop us a comment and let us hear those funny thoughts!