The ladies of Twitter are out in FULL FORCE this week, bringing the funny once again!
Check out these 12 tasty examples of what happens when you give a woman a phone, a sense of humor and A LOT of time…
1. Watch out Spidey!
spider-man: weird your rug looks just like a giant piece of paper
me: [sneaking up behind him with enormous cup] that 𝑖𝑠 weird
— Jillian Karger (@JillianKarger) August 8, 2019
2. Okay… I can see that…
https://twitter.com/ahdiv_me/status/1157824816243593217
3. Bitchy stopping face…
This is what everyone looks like at the end of a video when they’re stopping the video: pic.twitter.com/olsgC6hQLI
— Niccole Thurman (@niccolethurman) August 2, 2019
4. Gurrrrrllllll…
30-50 feral hogs? sounds like my dating history lmao
— Lucy (@LucyXIV) August 5, 2019
5. I got that green dumb…
houseplants b like due to personal reasons i will be passing away…
— 𝔐 (@vsmarzz) August 3, 2019
6. Can’t tell the difference!
michael cera is trending so i’d like to make it publicly known that i am his doppelgänger pic.twitter.com/d7U0bza7ca
— naomi (@nayohmee) August 6, 2019
7. Yes. That is true.
*eats soup* you’re telling me an alphabet made this?
— wife of the mind (@andrealongchu) August 8, 2019
8. When he right, he right…
I was crying and my bf said “look at yourself. You’re wearing your big hoops and this is not big hoop attitude” you right boo
— Chelsey Mills (@Chels_Mills_) August 3, 2019
9. Perfect
my sister got a tattoo of our parents and… I — pic.twitter.com/BNhvJyNOAV
— ciara (@casualciara) August 6, 2019
10. #HotGirlSummer
Was feeling mad bummed out all day so I ate sushi and a cheeseburger and a brownie sundae and the good news is I am now in too much physical pain to notice my emotions
— Kat Timpf (@KatTimpf) August 5, 2019
11. Define “safe”
H E Y
POT TER Y
B A R N AR E Y
OU S U RE I T'S
"DISHWASHER SAFE" pic.twitter.com/Zo8TAVyOjH
— Ashley Mayer (@ashleymayer) August 9, 2019
12. She’s fine boys!
the other night my boyfriend & i got drunk together, i went to go to the bathroom & guess i was in there too long, so he told me if i’m okay to grab the cheezit pic.twitter.com/jI35CmmWRE
— nicole ⬡ (@NTBnicole13) August 3, 2019
Ahhhhh… now that felt good.
*le sigh*