Paying bills. Constant exhaustion. Wondering what’s for dinner. An aching back. And that’s on a good day of adulting.
Seriously, it’s the worst, and here are 12 tweets that sum up why:
1. More like 7 to 14 years
laundry:
washing: 40 minutes
drying: 60 minutes
putting away: 7 to 14 business days— Jake Rogers (@JMRogers14) March 26, 2019
2. Never answer the phone
https://twitter.com/timbolton1/status/1003292699506696193
3. It’s not just you
Photo Credit: Twitter
4. “Perks”
https://twitter.com/marcformarc/status/969205006044839936
5. Why not both?
https://twitter.com/Carxnv/status/1040678470106398720
6. Or earlier, if possible
When I was a kid, I never would have guessed that being an adult and going to bed “whenever I want” would mean 930pm.
— Travis McElroy (Self Parody) (@travismcelroy) March 29, 2018
7. My aching back
https://twitter.com/_daytonw/status/1091196498191106049
8. Every night
When parents say to kids "go to ur room & think about what you've done" it's really good practice for what you'll do every night as an adult
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) September 18, 2015
9. Sorry!
adulthood is emailing "sorry for the delayed response!" back and forth until one of you dies
— Marissa Miller (@Marissa__Miller) February 26, 2016
10. Ugh, inflation
Photo Credit: Twitter
11. Also: turned my head, stood up too quickly…
Injuries as a kid:
fouled on a layup
fell off trampoline
pulled muscle running
Injuries as an adult:
slept wrong
sat too long
coughed
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 18, 2016
12. Just thinking about it makes me tired
Adulthood is trying each of the same six passwords that you use for everything and complaining that you're tired.
— Dr Charlotte Lydia Riley (@lottelydia) March 19, 2018
Can we please just go to bed yet?!