Twitter is a medium where people who excel at telling tight, pithy jokes can really shine – and these 12 women are knocking it out of the park.

If you love a good one-liner and are looking for a giggle, well, look no further than this little list!

13. More proof that Golden Girls is for everyone.

12. A good kind of fantasy.

11. Just say no to all types of clowns.

https://twitter.com/issamariumali/status/1123051903653486592?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1123051903653486592&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwokesloth.com%2Ffunniest-tweets-from-women%2Fmasha%2F

10. Eh, same difference I think.

https://twitter.com/_dlew32/status/1122946709628313601?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1122946709628313601&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwokesloth.com%2Ffunniest-tweets-from-women%2Fmasha%2F

9. They’re living their best life out there alone.

8. They’re just flat-out screwing with us now.

https://twitter.com/Bez/status/1124316597806686209?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1124316597806686209&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwokesloth.com%2Ffunniest-tweets-from-women%2Fmasha%2F

7. Ouch. Airlines are so judgy these days.

6. Here, have some quinoa for your efforts.

5. That’s how they know you’re going to make it.

4. This should definitely be a category if it isn’t.

3. A tale as old as timmmme.

2. And it took me the rest of the day to feel okay about my own efforts again.

1. I feel personally attacked by this content.

I don’t know about you, but I’m following some new accounts!

How do you decide who to follow on Twitter? Tell us how you make the call in the comments!