We matched on tinder and he happened to be in a wheelchair and he took me to a hotdog place where he ate four hotdogs and then to the beach where he asked me to blow up his arm floaties for him and we sat there for three hours watching vine complications because he couldn’t swim

— ☀️MAMA? (@shayleighfrantz) January 19, 2020

Met the guy on tinder, about 3 mins into meeting him he goes “can you buy me water and a pack of cigs”, I comply, I think I spent $70 because he kept pressuring me to buy him stuff and he didn’t spend a dime, he kept F*rting too ?? Then he tried to catch a pigeon with his hands

— crying! at the disco (@s1cken1nggg) January 19, 2020

One time I got set up with a guy through a mutual friend. Before he came to pick me up he said “do you mind if we take my motor cycle?” I was like “sure” so I wore a leather jacket and got all sexy n sh^t. This boy shows up on a single seat bike and I had to ride in the SIDECAR

— Jamie Lee Squirtis (@LaLa_Leasure) January 19, 2020

She wanted to walk to the bars near where I lived because it was nice out — by the end of the night we were both pretty drunk & it was now a half snow half sleet snow storm but she insisted on walking back to my place anyways. Long story short I woke up at the bottom of (1)

— Brian Abrams ? (@CleOptiRealist) January 19, 2020

(2) a hill near my apartment with TWO sprained ankles , phone dead and had to crawl up the hill ..wet and freezing and walk home.
Texted her later that day after overcoming my hypothermia “wth happened last night?”
She replied sorry for pushing you down the hill I got scared

— Brian Abrams ? (@CleOptiRealist) January 19, 2020

(3) and had my mom pick me up ( before uber existed )

— Brian Abrams ? (@CleOptiRealist) January 19, 2020

He kissed me and pulled back and said ‘wait there’s just a little…’ I was embarrassed I thought I had something in my teeth he put his hand in my mouth and said I think this tooth is wobbly, I was 19 with all my adult teeth

— Vanilla AlmondMilk (@dadfancier) January 19, 2020

not a date really but i went over to this guy’s house once and watched him blow vape clouds through his didgeridoo for a good 10 minutes. yes i still had s^x with him

— scr*ppy doo (@localraisin) January 19, 2020

had a date where this guy promptly told me his political views; I hated him so much but was too nice to just leave so I texted a cop friend to come get me out of the date Cop friend proceeds to F*ke arrest me in the middle of restaurant. I have a feeling his version sounds worse

— Jess A (@iamjessallen) January 20, 2020

We went to go see Warm Bodies in theaters (he chose the movie) and he proceeded to play clash of clans on full brightness the entire time. When I questioned him he said that he had already seen the movie and was bored?

— laura (@lauraklein113) January 19, 2020

Tinder girl invited me to mcdonalds and spent the entire 45 minutes convincing me they were known for their chicken rather than their burgers then she showed me a dent on her car and was like “Do you want a hug” and i said no and she hugged me anyway

— reverse perc nowitzki? (@desktwink) January 19, 2020

He brought his ex with him on the date then later told me she didn’t like my personality LOL

— car ?? (@bikiniraptor) January 19, 2020

a friend set us up. we went to mom & pop restaurant. both got burgers & fries but he didn’t touch his food or say anything, just stared at me w a fork in hand. then he drove us to a taco bell then he ate like 15 tacos in a jcpenny parking lot in total silence. never spoke again

— Jess (@jessfinacrass) January 19, 2020

Omg I went on a date with a surgeon that I met through work & he took me to Wasabi & didn’t eat himself but watched me eat, then followed my car home with his lights off in the dark.. thinking I wouldn’t notice..then texted me asking if I got home safe yet he saw me get home ??

— bec (@rebeccaadkins_) January 19, 2020