Sometimes, you just gotta stare the world in the eye and see who blinks first.
It will inevitably be you, of course, as the world does not in fact have eyelids, but still – you’ve made a statement holding out as long as you can.
When you do this, you send a message out into the universe, and that message is “I’m not messing around.”
A vibe definitely shared by the subjects of these tweets, I tell ya what.
13. WTF Peggy
Is this a part of your “brand” or are you really just super mean?
https://twitter.com/RuPaulPupkin/status/1356372467468562433
12. The comeback kid
The future is now, old man.
my daughter was wearing a flannel hoodie so I said “hey, the 90’s called” and she replied “yeah cause they couldn’t text” and godDAMMIT I’m getting really tired of my kids owning me
— Grant Tanaka: Honky (@GrantTanaka) January 29, 2021
11. Relax
Dad I’m not sure you appreciate just how difficult it is to get a job right now.
told my dad i got a new job and this is his response? 🥰 pic.twitter.com/8rROnxI3wH
— neha (@ughneha) June 7, 2021
10. The male species
He is chaos incarnate. He is the night.
I can't believe I married someone of the male species. Look at the shit I have to deal with. pic.twitter.com/WBMr7OwOGZ
— Holly Oh (@hollyciacci) January 27, 2021
9. I love New York
Hey! My dog is walkin’ here!
Guy in the pickup honking, yelling at woman to move out of the street. She yells back "my dog is shitting, wait a minute!"
I ❤️ NY pic.twitter.com/v6b1muDvUR
— Jason Rabinowitz (@AirlineFlyer) February 14, 2019
8. The walk out
Imagine changing your major because you needed your caffeine.
Yesterday a girl walked into class with an iced coffee and my prof told her she couldn’t have it so she just walked out and never came back and I can’t stop thinking about it
— Rachel Walters (@rachelhelenw) January 31, 2019
7. The planking challenge
Why is this happening. What started it. What do they hope to resolve. I have so many questions.
No need for an alarm clock at my Nanna’s house this morning when you have plank wars going off at 8am pic.twitter.com/rJH37JiKox
— taran stokoe (@StokoeTaran) January 26, 2019
6. Just keep to yourself
You can’t possibly have the last name “Johnson” and imagine you’re not going to run into another.
There shall be only one Maureen Johnson on Facebook, and I guess it will be this other one. pic.twitter.com/cUrn6xTXLU
— Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) November 14, 2018
5. The end is near
It ends when there’s no nose, all ring.
https://twitter.com/morrisseysgay/status/1376737744387506180
4. Legal threats
The audacity of a landlord trying to charge you AFTER you’ve left.
What are you gonna do? Kick me out?
https://twitter.com/AlliDoisQuinnn/status/1421605942764920835
3. The poem
This has the angriest of white boy energies about it.
need pic.twitter.com/31H96TYTWy
— ˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ (@FrickinDelanie) July 26, 2021
2. Puppy love
You made the right choice.
https://twitter.com/Autie_Radig/status/1314397096863244291
1. When life gives you lemons
You exploit them for all they’ve got.
https://twitter.com/phn1x/status/1419134557350252545
That last one is genius.
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