You know what’s timeless? Comedy. Specifically, jokes.
No matter how many times you hear them, how many views you rack up on the video, or how many times you relate it to your friends, you can’t help but crack up.
I humbly submit these 30 tweets under that same category.
1. Aspirations!
DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT pic.twitter.com/Kr48zBcL1m
— klaudia (@kaludiasays) August 2, 2017
3. People’s minds, I swear…
Pleasure to meet you. The name's… pic.twitter.com/Auq5ynNTHJ
— Jay 🖖 (@jaybn1) August 18, 2016
4. I hope they’re being paid union wages
Shark week is actually the safest time to go to the beach because all the sharks are busy being on TV
— Eric Thomas (@EricThomas_311) July 24, 2017
4. Also don’t buy a duvet cover
CHANGING YOUR DUVET COVER
-remember to use your energy sparingly. It's a marathon, not a sprint
-make sure you stay hydrated
-don't panic— Manytypesoftea (@manytypesoftea) July 15, 2017
5. What even?!
https://twitter.com/DanielWhitear/status/865308955727335425
6. A wise man
wife: Why is your back all scratched up?
[flashback to me chasing a raccoon after she told me to leave it alone]
me: I'm having an affair— Josh (@iwearaonesie) August 18, 2016
7. I can’t
https://twitter.com/tettracat/status/891171972666753024
8. Among other things
STOP ENCOURAGING EVERYONE TO GO TO COLLEGE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH PARKING
— Austin Sawyer (@_austinsawyer) August 29, 2017
9. Right? Ew.
No fucking way will I choose the shopping cart that someone left a piece of paper in.
— denise (@Stellacopter) April 16, 2013
10. Dying!
https://twitter.com/lilghosthands/status/906880583409614848
11. Well-argued
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
— Cohen is a ghost (@skullmandible) December 12, 2013
12. Solidarity
https://twitter.com/twelveoclocke/status/724713541073272832
13. If this doesn’t make you snort… what’s wrong with you?!
https://twitter.com/jaredtheunseen/status/967232077602217984
Alright kids… what did you think? Hilarious? Awesome? Or not so much?
Let us know in the comments! We want to hear from you!