Look, we know you’ve seen tweets before. Lots of ’em. But have you seen THESE tweets before? If not, you’re in for a treat. Or maybe you’re in for a tweet. Or both! You’ll never know until you scroll through.
Check out these 13 not bad very good new-fangled funny twitter things!
13. The hand that feeds
She’s an Olympic gymnast when Reese’s Pieces get involved.
My mom when I opened up a bag of candy in the backseat of the car. pic.twitter.com/zFhFGHqJby
— Kal (@Kaldruen) July 16, 2020
12. Pig out
I have been laughing for four minutes straight.
get a boyfriend they said ? it’ll be fun???? they said???????? pic.twitter.com/s9VuDyLIsr
— ~lis~ (@und3rc0verleez) July 16, 2020
11. Pup belly
Oh look, it’s my very near future. Fun.
https://twitter.com/BodytalkClub/status/1283493702250438657
10. Fire sale
Today I learned you can make custom fire alarms and I need to know how this is done immediately.
My parents sold their house like a month ago but my mother JUST realized she did not uninstall the special fire alarms she had put in that are a recording of her own voice screaming at me and my sister to “GET OUT OF THE HOUSE BECAUSE MOM’S CANDLES CAUGHT THE HOUSE ON FIRE”
— kayla kumari upadhyaya (@KaylaKumari) July 15, 2020
9. Self-check
I just Googled my symptoms, and the internet says I’m already dead.
every 18 seconds I'm like "do I have covid or is that just what it feels like to have a throat?"
— pat regan (@poregan) July 15, 2020
8. Plumbing the depths
That’s one vegetable that’s actually very bad for you.
My son came and got me, saying there was a serious leak under the kitchen sink. pic.twitter.com/OEqnR1McJ6
— Tenessa Gemelke (@gemelket) July 14, 2020
7. Sincerely true
The only step below this is “whatever.”
https://twitter.com/tartikovsky/status/1283072812115267585
6. Swim free
Ah, viral marketing. The curse of a generation.
another day waiting for my free Sunny Co swimsuit. ive been waiting by the mailbox since May 3rd, 2017. it’ll get here one of these days. pic.twitter.com/PIU5h9cKxK
— Matthew (@chillwaveguy) July 14, 2020
5. Tunnel vision
Clearly no one has ever focused grouped cats.
https://twitter.com/videojames_/status/1282770354734325760
4. Forever trapped
Hot, confident, AND tech savvy. Get in line, ladies.
https://twitter.com/meanlittleworm/status/1284841640780271621
3. Bear with us
Let us paws in terror for a moment.
https://twitter.com/bbyhaydi/status/1284765291088502785
2. Super fan
Wanna question everything you know? This song came out almost a decade ago.
https://twitter.com/alizachopra/status/1276123725268750336
1. Words to the wise
Even braver than going to the gym without posting it to Instagram.
https://twitter.com/RachelWenitsky/status/1283822798692130817
Now THAT’S what I call some good tweets. Follow all of those lovely people to see more great jokes free of charge. And give ’em your likes. It fuels them. It feeds them.
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