You should probably be cleaning something right now. At least according to your mother. Because she thought everything was filthy AF.
Or maybe you had the kind of mom where you had to be the cleaning enforcer. If so, I’m very sorry. That must have sucked. And been very dirty. Unless you did the cleaning, which again makes me feel the need to apologize to you even though I’ve done nothing wrong.
You know what does suck? Memes. Hilarious, carefree memes that throw some truth and laughs in your face.
If you don’t laugh 14 times in a row, we’ll refund your time back.
Guaranteed
1. But I’m find so many things I will never throw away!
2. How. Dare. You.
3. Well, don’t do this too often, because if she gets used to it…
4. Oh, this is me and my GF. Every single time.
5. STOPPPPPPPPPPP!
6. That’s enough work for this week, I think.
7. This will make sense eventually, right?
8. This is how monkeys evolved into men, only in reverse…
9. I need some “me” time…
10. Don’t judge. It’s more comfortable than you think.
11. You know you’ve done this…
11. Wait… what kind of sweeping are YOU talking about?!
13. Upside? Don’t need a shower now!
14. Then I’m so over 30 it hurts.
Who knew something so dirty could be so clean?
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