I’m terrible at cooking. Like, truly awful. It’s a war crime, the food I try to make.
So obviously I don’t have any room to talk when it comes to the culinary disasters of others. But that’s not going to stop me from pointing and laughing at them all anyway. It’s just not.
Especially not when Reddit makes it so darned easy.
14. Jumbo Nigiri Sushi
I feel slightly ill just looking at this.
13. Creamy Potato Salad in a Jug
Dude, I think your milk might have gone bad.
12. Bean Tube Nachos
They’re not-yo’s. They’re also not mine.
11. Hungarian Hospital Food
This is a joke, right?
10. No Yeast Bread
All of us during the first leg of 2020 were like.
9. No-Rise Pizza
It’s like, reverse pizza somehow.
8. Grilling a Steak
That is unrecognizable as steak.
7. The Popcorn Sundae
A lot of wonderful things that shouldn’t go together.
6. Fish Sandwich
Have you had your break today?
5. Pizza Cats
“Free us from our suffering, for we should not be.”
4. McCaviar
When you wanna be swanky on a budget.
3. Sour Pickle Juice Jello
Quick question – who are you trying to murder?
2. Sushi Poutine
I’m feeling queasy, is what I’m feeling.
1. Mashed Potatoes Shrimp Alfredo
Don’t get any ideas, Chef Boyardee.
I may not know cooking, but I know what I don’t like. And it’s this. It’s all of this.
Do you have any cooking fails that haunt you to this day?
Tell us all about them in the comments, and don’t spare the burned up details.