Listen, dating can suck, but sometimes you get a post like this that can give you some key pointers about what to do and what not to do.
That second part is honestly more important. Because if you can avoid doing some dumb sh^t it can save you a lot of grief AND pay off in the long run. And when I say “pay off,” I mean sex.
Yes, not doing dumb sh^t will get you laid.
Pay attention to these 14 dating tweets because they could change your damn life!
1. Public is better than private. It’s a fact!
Dating men who openly comment on your pics >>> dating men who send your pics to you on dm to compliment you
— aims (@aimsbel) March 29, 2019
2. Always be on time.
Him: I’m going to call you at 12
Me at 12:01 : All men do is lie
— Hanā. (@hanizzle) March 23, 2019
3. Be open, but not TOO open…
me: i'm a very private person
someone: hi
me: so i'll start by describing some of my lighter traumas before i get into the real bad stuff
— J. Jennifer Espinoza (@sadqueer4life) April 25, 2017
4. Keep that topics relatable, fam!
Dating older guys can be stressful. You'd talk about ur young person problems and they're like "Lol I remember when I experienced that during WW2"
— your Father ? (@poeticcjabs) March 30, 2019
5. No! Be fun! You can be fun!
Dating in your 30s is just two people telling each other stories about how they used to be fun.
— Sarah (@thetigersez) February 12, 2018
6. Don’t curve people. You’ll end up alone, like this alc*holic cat.
I curved so many people for one person & look at me now….. single??? pic.twitter.com/dyb7qGYFCm
— ?BLESSY? (@blessingchauky) March 20, 2019
7. Don’t stray. Or do. It’s really none of my business.
Tinder is the best place to find a husband. Sure it's someone else's husband but there are a lot of husbands on here.
— Iniko Blue (@inikoblue) March 27, 2017
8. Who says it has to be expensive…?
Relationships are an expensive way to watch someone slowly like you less and less.
— shelby fero (@shelbyfero) May 20, 2014
9. Anybody who texts you “lol” needs to be blocked immediately.
I need to start dating old guys bc I am so tired of trying to communicate with 22 year old men, you can outline exactly how u feel with diagrams and a powerpoint presentation & they’ll still b like “lol what u mean”
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) April 4, 2019
10. Married right now, but in the future… who knows?
Why does everyone keep saying this isn’t a dating app? I’ve met a lot of available married men on here.
— ?? B-EVE ?? (@EveInFlow) April 2, 2019
11. Good tip.
Dating tip: Don’t look like a mass murderer
— kanye's bhole (@bossy_bootz) January 31, 2019
12. They’ll probably get divorced in a few years, so the joke’s on them!
Gather 'round you single losers so I can throw my used flowers at you -Brides
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) May 1, 2015
13. Follow back, k?
dating in 2019 is matching on a dating app, texting for a day, never meeting up, then looking at each other’s Instagram stories every day until we die
— Lara Parker (@laraeparker) February 6, 2019
14. Yeah, how did we ever survive?
Its so crazy to me to think that my boyfriend existed & had a life before he met me like how did he live without me all those years dam
— BELA (@isabelaseraffim) July 3, 2017
You feeling emboldened yet?
Go out there and meet somebody! And then have meaningless s^x and never see them again.
This post isn’t about marriage. It’s about dating!