There’s a lot of nonsense on Twitter, but these are on point and are pretty much guaranteed to make you laugh.
I predict that you’ll be nodding your head as you read these tweets.
Enjoy!
1. Makes sense…
reply to this with the weirdest image in your phone gallery ill start pic.twitter.com/vLrWXywdvs
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) May 15, 2019
2. Spidey sense is tingling…
Why is Spiderman so thicc pic.twitter.com/btkkvBRpja
— Zach Mullis (@zmullis) May 26, 2019
3. BOOM!
https://twitter.com/versacerees/status/1131921843512840194
4. Now THAT is a ring of fire…
Y’all this Johnny Cash boot pic got me fucked up lmao pic.twitter.com/UtvzBCuS5c
— and my glock (@cumwitch) May 23, 2019
5. Awkward. Always.
Crush: what are u doing
Me: laying in bed listening to music
Crush: nice what kind
Me: it’s memory foam
Crush: no like who’s your favorite artist
Me: Picasso
— riley 🚀 (@riley_hp) May 20, 2019
6. Same.
not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time i truly felt free
— James (@CaucasianJames) May 6, 2019
7. If only we treated people like this…
Just watched a man bringing home a goldfish on the train accidentally pop the bag- fish flops onto the floor. 3 people swarm to save him (the fish not the man). Guy chugs the last of his coffee and throws the fish in his cup. Lady next to him empties in her bottle of water.
— Hannah Baxter (@hannahbaxward) April 17, 2019
8. Get here out of there!
https://twitter.com/merm__/status/1112478900532191237
9. Don’t take the sh^t!
there’s 2 sides to every story 😔 pic.twitter.com/Lx9K1bloCw
— liv 🪩 (@visitkingdoms) April 13, 2019
10. Oh kids…
my sister saw two unaccompanied little children in a trench coat giggling amongst themselves yesterday and i am absolutely howling pic.twitter.com/Q3emyEDxgN
— royse (@Roysenotes) April 15, 2019
11. Same.
https://twitter.com/RuthAnnJoy/status/1135654529461043200
12. Oh yes…
https://twitter.com/_taz_maniaa/status/1134465978794991619
13. Narc!
https://twitter.com/laurenthehough/status/1135275897358094336
14. Kid… chill!
https://twitter.com/ChaosMuffet/status/1135079649338318848
15. What the duck?
I just realized when your phone autocorrects to “ducking” it means crouching down and has nothing to do with ducks. How did I forget that was a real word
— Jordy (@JordoKT) December 16, 2018
Oh, those were some funny ass tweets.
What were your faves? Share yours in the comments!