I really struggled with the first season of The Office. Michael Scott was often doing and saying things so awful and cringey that it was hard to watch – impossible, sometimes – because it was just so uncomfortable.

If you enjoyed that feeling more than I did, may I present these 14 similar stories. Bless.

14. It’s like y’all learned nothing from Seinfeld.

13. I at least hope she was high on gas.

12. This is just funny.

11. I honestly think he’s the weirdo here.

10. She probably caused an existential crisis for everyone there.

9. Walked right into that one!

8. Maybe that was a turn on?

7. When you try to help, but…

6. This is horrifying.

5. Pure AND mortifying. What a combo!

4. I feel like they play this trick on a lot of people.

3. When you’re super proud of yourself for not only endangering, but brainwashing, the next generation.

2. …and then they broke up, I assume.

1. I mean…that’s definitely an appropriate use.

Well, that was a thing I just wrote! Cringe for days, fam! Can you believe that we actually just experienced all that together? I feel better for it.

Still, I’m off to find something sweet and wholesome to cleanse my palate.

What’s the most horrifying thing you’ve ever said or done? Share it in the comments if you dare!