Everyone and everywhere is fair game when it comes to Tumblr’s roasting spits, and we love it because the results are genuinely hilarious, even when we’re feeling the burn.

And this time it’s the United States in the spotlight, and it’s definitely roasting after these 14 hilarious posts.

14. Don’t even get us started on Texas.

https://mcwolly-sketch.tumblr.com/post/77764418593/europeans-i-drove-forty-minutes-to-the

13. So very real.

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/gerrycanavan/158436885771/im-afraid-of-americans

12. Didn’t have to wait very long.

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/effervescible/90061388300/nobodyontheice-30king-captaintoedrag-fun

11. Because nationalism is weird.

https://tracyalexander.tumblr.com/post/104861797843/forgottentrenchcoats-fluffbuttcas

10. This actually seems plausible.

9. I mean. We probably would.

8. What do you mean it’s not always about us?

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/thats-slightly-raven/68059994034/thats-so-kat-thats-slightly-raven-hello-yes

7. You’ve got my vote.

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/lieutenanthawkguy/106809633782/rosetyilers-american-but-amerishouldnt

6. Well when you put it that way…

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/petermorwood/110899426089/zarryfooksquad-fileformat-who-even-uses-celsius

5. They’ll figure it out eventually. Or not.

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/viria/84414804268/algrenion-overlypolitebisexual-whenever-i

4. A very few of us, but yes.

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/fassyy-blog/22925233256

3. Not technically, anyway.

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/moami/186545057426/as-a-german-kid-i-used-to-wonder-why-our-radio

2. A very fair point.

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/aheartshapedgun/170760867713/official-deutschland-adhdheather-to-remember

1. “You went around Texas,” said the Texan.

I am a proud citizen of the USA and I am rolling, y’all. Like, this is PERFECT. Amazing.

What’s your favorite joke about where you’re from? Let’s all laugh at ourselves in the comments!