Are you ready for some rapid fire tweets from the ladies that are sure to make you laugh out loud?
Good! Because that’s what we’re here for. There’s literally nothing else we need to be doing right now. Just reading tweets and laughing… preferably out loud.
Let’s get to these 14 nuggets of gold!
1. This bish…
Straight line:
_______________________________Dashed line:
____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____Girl from my high school who thinks she's an influencer:
——————————— Lindsay Carbone (@LindsayCarbone8) October 16, 2019
2. You’re f*cking your…?!
https://twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal/status/1184968929522995200
3. No. NOOOOOOO!!!!! no
https://twitter.com/soalexgoes/status/1185253183448211457
4. The logic is sound.
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1185015816829333505
5. Fancy outside, same insides…
i get nervous when a product has a new look so you can imagine my relief to discover it’s the same great formula
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) October 18, 2019
6. My life… every… single… day.
https://twitter.com/Rachel_Sennott/status/1184622454305636352
7. Who made these rules?!
As poop is coming out of your butt it is temporarily a sandwich, but once it’s in the toilet it’s soup
— wilson (@MediumWilly) December 15, 2018
8. Oh boy… so true.
https://twitter.com/abbycohenwl/status/1172899764599263232
9. Yep. Checks out.
Nobody:
That one IKEA mirror everyone owned in college:
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( (— Ecce_Homosexual (@Ecce_Homosexual) March 26, 2019
10. Puddle love
https://twitter.com/funandmisery/status/903458548373479424
11. DO ITTTTTTTT!!!
me: [naked and confused] w-which hole tho?
spongebob: i don’t give a fuck just do it
— Skoog (@Skoog) March 29, 2019
12. Is it though?
the number of takes this took is embarrassing pic.twitter.com/dAvZwlTDf1
— rachel (@rachelmillman) October 15, 2019
13. Wait… what?!
oh my god pic.twitter.com/RTuiHSl8cW
— NEET GIRL (@KILLHALLIEDEAD) October 8, 2019
14. Get me out of here!
Hi mom. Can you come pick me up he has a five in one body wash.
— Yesika Salgado 🥭✨ (@YesikaStarr) October 13, 2019
See, we told you. Lots of laughing. Some of it out loud. Hopefully MOST of it out loud.
What were your faves? Let us know in the comments!