You know when you’re on the internet and you’re just scrolling like you do… and then you see that tweet or meme that just NAILS a single piece of existence so well that you simply have to share it with everybody you currently know?
Yeah, we found 14 of those!
You’re welcome Dana!
1. At least it grows and stuff.
It’s like … you WANT long hair but short hair is so in and trendy rn. But every time you have short hair you want long hair, and when you have long hair you have this wild desire to just CHOP IT ALL OFF. Anyway, have a good day.
— Allison Kelly (@alllllisun) June 15, 2018
2. I am raising my hand.
https://twitter.com/BlairAlzuro/status/1006922912262230016
3. How much time do you have?
therapist: you need to open up more
me: i can’t
therapist: why not
me: let me visualise it for you pic.twitter.com/Xxqb3ZXhlk
— Ian Laking (@IHLaking) July 19, 2018
4. FREE.
https://twitter.com/atomiclust/status/1019705191090683904
5. One pillow your kid is just going to rub snot and chocolate all over.
I really loved the idea of moving and re-decorating until I realized one pillow is literally $25
— alex meyer (@alexmeyerrr) May 14, 2018
6. If there are alternatives I’m all ears.
https://twitter.com/juve_kelly/status/1014614794576556034
7. I don’t see the issue.
me driving: “i’ll hit you bitch”
me walking: “hit me bitch”— allie (@allieburns_10) June 1, 2018
8. You might be old but you’re not alone.
me, at a club: do you take requests?
DJ: yeah what’s up
me: *slides over $10* please turn it down
— Maxx Danziger (@MaxxSIO) July 15, 2018
9. Get a bigger bowl or make a bigger mess. Your choice.
The most important thing I've learned in life, and I can't stress this enough: you gotta make a salad in a bigger bowl than you think
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) May 14, 2018
10. Really you should know better.
https://twitter.com/HeySar4h/status/897877945087393792
11. “Let’s try this one.”
https://twitter.com/1Rohde/status/1008359862898692099
12. What sort of person doesn’t carry all of the groceries at once? Losers.
https://twitter.com/HoJoLego/status/821159902760550400
13. And scream while I do it.
https://twitter.com/sadvil/status/1125971055624036352
14. Your point?
https://twitter.com/tristehomo/status/1019818027016048640
See! I wouldn’t have steered you wrong. 14 perfect examples of things that just nail us to the wall.
Which one was your favorite? Let us know in the comments, fam!
It’s what we do around here…