These 14 tweets are perfect, because they take little, mundane things about men and totally use them to destroy the entire gender in less than 280 characters.
Which sounds mean, I suppose, but when the humor is so perfectly crafted, I’m betting that even the males among you aren’t going to be able to help laughing.
14. That’s IF they washed their face.
boys: do u like girls with big boob or big butt better
the same boys: i wash my face with dish soap
— Natalie (@jbfan911) September 4, 2019
13. You know it.
if you dating a white guy you're single to me. tf Matt gonna do, start a podcast?
— secondand sarahnade 💫 (@sarahndipity18) August 30, 2019
12. Cheers to the petty queens everywhere.
https://twitter.com/boopyape/status/1170019267409891328?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fsydrobinson1%2Ftimes-twitter-ended-men
11. This is probably a generous average.
https://twitter.com/catcohen/status/1168264954371133440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fsydrobinson1%2Ftimes-twitter-ended-men
10. Imma need you to back tf up.
"hey I saw you on tinder but we didn't match so I found your instagram you're so beautiful you don't need to wear all that makeup ahah I bet you get a lot of creepy dm's but I'm not like all those other guys message me back beautiful btw whats your snap" pic.twitter.com/XDLj2FyqZP
— sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🍉 (@cottoncandaddy) April 6, 2018
9. It takes a lot of concentration, okay?
He’s not ignoring you he just recently bought separate shampoo and conditioner and is trying to figure out which one goes in his hair first
— Mat George (@matchu_chutrain) September 11, 2019
8. I’m going to go out on a limb and say no.
Do men grab other men's waists when they are trying to get by or…?
— neo (@tesuailak) September 1, 2019
7. This makes me so glad I’m old.
My favorite part of hook up culture is knowing the guy who cried in my bed over his ex girlfriend & held my hand for 4 hours before never speaking to me again still watches my Instagram story every day
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) January 16, 2019
6. I’m pretty sure this is accurate.
A group of white men is called a subreddit
— Sammy “Samuel” Mowrey (@sammymowrey) April 15, 2018
5.
4. Yet somehow they manage to survive.
https://twitter.com/gothshakira/status/1169324906196062209?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fsydrobinson1%2Ftimes-twitter-ended-men
3. Painfully true. This is also why they record it.
white girls just want a wedding so they can hear their totally uncommunicative boyfriends say what they like about them for the first and last time during vows
— forest abomination 🐀 (@trashbagsupreme) August 25, 2019
2. 99% of people should say no to both.
https://twitter.com/ahdiv_me/status/1157824816243593217?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fsydrobinson1%2Ftimes-twitter-ended-men
1. Mic drop.
https://twitter.com/CandiceWalton15/status/992918147169734656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fsydrobinson1%2Ftimes-twitter-ended-men
These were just what I needed today – some people are just so Twitter-funny!
Did these make you LOL Which one was your favorite?
You know what to do… tell us in the comments?