Is there any greater satisfaction on this planet than monumentally burning your ex with a harsh word? I don’t think there is, to be quite honest with you.

It’s never easy to break up and move on, but sometimes you just gotta rip that Band Aid off,  and never look back.

Like these folks are doing.

1. Hahaha

I don’t think they’re on the same page.

2. Reminders are everywhere

You just can’t escape them!

3. Duh…

Because I’m awesome and you’re not… obvi!

4. No I’m not

To you, anyway. Byyyyyyyeeeeeeeee!

5. Let it go

Zigazig ahhhhhhh need you to leave me alone.

6. It’s a no

Not because I don’t like Starbucks. But because I don’t like you.

7. Just block me

Wait… why does SHE have to block YOU? Hmmm….

8. Talkin’ trash

I guess that’s just what moms do?

9. This is good

Send ALL the requests!

10. NOPE

That’s a big “no thanks partner” from me!

11. Stay far, far away

Get ALL the miles away from me, son!

12. Bringin’ mom into it

Oh wow… that is some slow burning fire!

13. Not close enough

You’re getting warmer, tho…

14. Ouch

But… will we smash?

15. Out of service

Do not call back as this vajayjay is disconnected from you….

But I miss you… so can’t we make things work?

Ummmm, no. That’s a a big, fat, hairy no thanks.

Alright kids, what do you think? Any of these tickle your funny bone? Leave us a comment!