If I had the money to buy you all of these things, I would. But I don’t have any money, so we’ll just have to look at these pictures and drool.

Hey, who needs a bunch of awesome stuff anyway, right?

At least we have each other…

1. A measuring jug that shows you pour level!

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2. A hotel checklist for stealing the toiletries!

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3. Where’s Waldo on the ceiling of a dentist’s office!

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4. This bar bathroom that let’s you keep peeping the bar area from the toilet!

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5. This genius email idea for your kids!

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6. This one is actually important. A bookcase disguise for an exit in an Alzheimer’s ward.

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7. This cigarette b*tt recycling pouch!

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8. A Braille Rubik’s cube!

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9. A receipt with a nutritional breakdown!

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10. A parking garage with dope floor names so you remember where you parked!

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11. Blue bags for frozen foods, so you unpack those first!

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12. An Alaskan pizza place with a very Alaskan use for them post pizza-eating.

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13. A fountain that tells the time?!

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14. Calories on stairs for encouragement to not use the elevator!

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15. Horizontally orientated buttons for wheelchair user accessibility.

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All of those things should win awards! Literally all of them!