Are you an “extremely online” type of person? If you’re here, the answer is probably yet. If you tried to yell “yes” at your screen, then the answer is you desperately need to go outside.
But no worries, a lot of us are very online, and we have a bit of a refined if not insane taste for what we find funny on this here internet.
We hope this selection of tweets will do your brain good, oh great surveyor of all things interwebs.
15. The tweet catchers
“Maybe I should switch my account to private.”
Coworker: “I found you on Twitter! You’re so funny!!” pic.twitter.com/n44BzxRHev
— nik (@darling_nikii) June 16, 2021
14. Then and now
How it started vs. whatever this is.
i- ??? pic.twitter.com/b9hVZjkEBK
— KNOX (@knoxdotmp3) June 20, 2021
13. Teenage dream
Sure I’m in my 30’s, what of it?
If I get pregnant now is still teenage pregnancy to me
— Trischan (@trisnoya) June 27, 2021
12. You don’t know me
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
https://twitter.com/mi11enna/status/1407713166428045321
11. Plan C
C for crab. Get it?
he gave me $50 for a plan b and I bought crablegs instead😍
— passy. (@notpassy) June 23, 2021
10. The voice within
Sounds like the plot to a kinda bad kinda good movie.
— inês (@bloodyk1ss3s) June 20, 2021
9. Sing it out
This is what anti-vaxxers sound like.
the way that vinyl and record players work just seems really fake and made up. sorry I just don't believe that a little needle can sing
— 🧸dr big sexy🧸 (@sadsexygemini) May 29, 2021
8. Stay hidden, fam
I don’t need all of y’all knowing my business quite to that extent.
as long as Twitter doesn’t show when we’re online, I’ll be okay.
— Tɪᴀɴᴏ (@Chrstn_dlcrzz) June 11, 2021
7. On this day
Honestly, the audacity of it all.
You come to me..On the day of my daughter’s BBL..
— Liv 😛 (@liv_username) June 22, 2021
6. The truth comes out
Great. Now I have to order chipotle. Thanks a lot, twitter.
Chipotle worker to the cashier: “he got double meat”.
Me: pic.twitter.com/3SxCSBqgQK
— La’Fred (@frdrck__) June 19, 2021
5. Broo
Sure you’ve been high, but have you ever been this high?
😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/k0E9biOQxf
— جبريل (@ycgrom) June 8, 2021
4. Searching for answers
Ok, you wanna play these games?
When I call people back and they don’t answer pic.twitter.com/2kx5zsT7B8
— Mike Hunt (@Vernonlynel) June 23, 2021
3. Supa hot fire
My name is Ben and I’m here to say
I’ve got social anxiety in a major way
https://twitter.com/lilthirtyclip/status/1406378060518023169
2. What a steal!
What’s it gonna take to get you into this alibi today?
Everyone saying it’s a bad time to buy a used car because they’re so expensive but my neighbor Chris just sold me his 2018 BMW for $500 and all I had to do was sign some forms saying I was with him all day on May 31st. pic.twitter.com/AMGG3rZbAk
— Dan White (@atdanwhite) June 5, 2021
1. Glasses down
This is how you know things are getting serious.
https://twitter.com/king_james019/status/1403346167698800645
That’s probably enough online for today.
On a scale from 1-10 how online would you say that you are?
Tell us in the comments.