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15 Great Tweets to Read Right Now Instead of the News

Source: @Sharbillionaire on Twitter

Tired of reading about current events? So am I. I prefer my media filtered through hilarious Twitter perspectives, thank you very much.

No matter how weird things get, Twitter is always there with a combination of social observations and hilariously poignant peeks into the lives of strangers that just keep you scrolling through for more.

Here is a selection of some of the finest new tweets of the era. Enjoy.

15. Best served cold

I don’t know if he’s a doctor, but I trust him.

14. Marshall law

What even is that place?

13. Let’s get this bread

This is one of those “previously unsaid sentences in human history.”

https://twitter.com/sensual_dad/status/1263668038018019331

12. Chatterbox

You sound like a good sister.

11. I can dig it

I wish someone would look at me the way all dads look at mulch.

https://twitter.com/DogLovinBear/status/1258755420920909824

10. Bear with me

The real story is that Goldilocks broke into a broken home.

9. Put it on my tab

“He’s supporting the family, Karen.”

8. Now kiss

I both love and desperately want to unsee this.

7. A sinking feeling

Nothing a little Skynyrd can’t fix.

6. Eyes on you

Ooo girl, show me that forehead.

5. Consume

I would pay a lot of money to have this ability.

4. Aging

I want to dance all night, or for maybe 3 minutes.

3. A grander scale

It recognized the gravity of the situation.

2. Homeschool hustle

Whoever said “learning is fun” is a liar.

1. Parameters

This sounds like an error message on a horribly damaged computer.

That last one has had me chuckling for days now. I especially love the tiny “state yur bizznes” at the bottom. These kids are serious, and I respect them.

Who are the best people to follow on Twitter right now?

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