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15 Guys Confess Stories About Their Most Awkward Public Erections

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Remember when you used to get stiffies out of nowhere? Boy, those were the days. Well, they still are the days sometimes, but not nearly as much anymore.

Don’t look at me that way!

But yeah, sometimes things could get SUPER awkward. Because when your erector set raises up out of nowhere, it might not be in the most opportune of places. This 15 guys share the most embarrassing situation they found themselves in when due south pointed true north.

1. The nurses always notice. Always.

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2. It’s that BDE at work!

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3. “She giggled”

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4. Trust me, nobody wants to see that.

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5. Does this even happen anymore?

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6. Like clockwork!

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7. Oh, she knew better Todd. She knew.

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8. Hot jocks

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9. While doing karate?! You do you…

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10. I wonder how THAT speech went.

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11. Nothing sexier than kidney stones at age 23! O_O

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12. …OR a proud BDE walk!

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13. Oh, she saw.

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14. Teacher?!?

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15. Tuck it underneath!

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Some of that was hard to read, wasn’t it? 😉