There’s dating and conversations and hookups, sure, but like, there’s also this entire weird culture around it. Flirting and game playing and pranking and…venmo panhandling? It’s a lot, so if you’re gonna open that app back up, be ready for anything.
Here are fifteen of the types of anything you might want to prepare yourself for in the world of tinder.
15. Duck buddies
Um. Are we just gonna ignore the plane and the building emojis?
14. 6’3
I don’t know if you’ve heard or not, but this guy is 6’3.
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13. Crab onto opportunity
When you got the facts, you just gotta share ’em.
Fucking love crabs, man
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12. Evolutionary process
I didn’t think tinder would be the pinnacle of biological progress, but here we are.
11. A sense of adventure
Bringing out the big guns right away.
Is it even a date if no one dies at the end?
byu/hobbit_trash inTinder
10. A part of me
I mean, you’re not wrong.
9. That adds up
Math nerds were made for each other.
She’s not obtuse
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8. You should pay, pal
I kinda wonder how well this is going for her.
She unmatched with me immediately
byu/Yakisoba_Fett inTinder
7. Basic genetics
Asked and answered, I suppose.
6. Waking up in Vegas
That embarrassing moment when you both show up to the party wearing the same name.
When you are a lesbian with a common name
byu/heymisssarah inTinder
5. A horse of a different color
This guy is too hot to trot.
She said she liked horses and dad jokes.
byu/xxxxxxxxxtra inTinder
4. You blue it
This is what happens when you copy/paste the same line for all your matches.
My pictures show very clearly that my eyes are brown
byu/stephers97 inTinder
3. Dog-gone
Is your mutual disinterest in each other technically something you have in common?
we both matched with ulterior motives.
byu/BootiMcboatface inTinder
2. Rhyme time
Not a perfect rhyme, but a solid effort.
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1. It’s the pits
I’d sooner commit to a lifetime of matrimony than matching tattoos.
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m pleased to announce I’ve beat the game.
byu/Brandido2 inTinder
Honestly, I’d swipe right on every single one of ’em.
What’s been your weirdest tinder experience?
Tell us in the comments.