Sure, eating an egg is commonplace now, but have you ever wondered what it would have been like to be the first person to see a thing come out of a chicken’s b*tt and think, “Hmm, I wonder what that tastes like?”

Well, folks, if you’re wondering now, never fear – we’ve got 15 imagined reactions that are totally going to make your day.

#15. Curiosity is killer.

#14. But were rewarded well.

#13. They were probably proud of catching the biggest bug ever?

#12. And thus the destruction of the environment began…

#11. “IS THIS FOREVER?”

#10. Either a very brave or a very hungry soul. Probably both.

#9. Hopefully someone who didn’t end up having an allergy.

#8. Idk it was sweet so worth a risk, right?

#7. Or super happy to have someone to talk to.

#6. So good.

#5. She could not have been prepared.

#4. “Can you milk me?”

#3. Seriously I need to know how that happened.

#2. RUN FROM ME.

#1. I’m sure they didn’t think they would be killing hundreds of thousands of people in the future.

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