Are these posts completely inappropriate? Yes.

Will they make you do a spit take? Yes.

So you should probably clear the room before you start reading.

1. Hey o!

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2. That’s nice

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3. Nutrients

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4. Never gets old

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5. I was having a good day

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6. Spanking

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7. Think that’s what he’s saying?

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8. C’mon…

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9. Sorry…

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10. Completely inappropriate

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11. Filthy

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12. Srsly

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Now it’s time to clean up after that spit-take.