A lot of great things come in single sets. Sets of one. Things like…cars. Milk jugs. Pianos. Me. I can only conclude from this thorough analysis that I am at least as valuable as a piano or a milk jug, which gives me some comfort, because I’m sure I don’t have to tell you that being single can be rough.
If you’re feeling that struggle right now, join me in examining these 15 memes that can help us laugh away our pain.
15. Shoot your glamour shot
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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14. Violent ends
Dinner and a movie and facts about mutilation.
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13. Ghosted
“I don’t want somebody in my house.” – actually Whoopi Goldberg quote on marriage
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12. Riding solo
My favorite part of this is that she still has a corded home phone like a boss.
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11. Self-sufficiency
“I think I’ll start the day with a nice big cup of whatever the hell I want.”
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10. Dumpster diving
And now they’re someone else’s treasure.
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9. From another age
This took a turn that I did not appreciate.
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8. Killer instincts
The mistrust is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!
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7. Crushing it
Who lives in a Pineapple at Rock Bottom?
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6. Third wheel feels
I should have brought my activity book with me.
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5. Clown around
We provide each other much color commentary.
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4. Every single time
I have failed this as I have failed everything.
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3. Gotta have it to get it
I did sell mine to the devil for some Thin Mints a while back…
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2. In the long run
Even in my fantasies I’m not in this good of shape.
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1. Culinary aspirations
We truly are simple creatures.
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So if you’re single like me, raise a glass. Here’s to us. We’ll get through this together. Separately.
What’s the best and worst thing about being single?
Tell us your opinion in the comments.