Hey! You come here often? Do you like…stuff? I’ll bet we could do the smooches a lot, huh? With your…hawt bod. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you look like you’re…um…from Tennessee.
GUH. I am bad at flirting. I’m awful at the romantic messaging game. At least I know I’m not alone, though. Check out these cringe-worthy examples from around the internet.
15. Boxers on boxers
This is some next level no homo nonsense.
https://twitter.com/baz00per/status/1280929656477188103?s=20
14. The real updog
I think you’re in, friend.
13. Stepping away
This is not going to go well.
https://twitter.com/FlimfloomVEVO/status/1260744691055804422?s=20
12. Gone baby, gone
Is wordplay really the way to anyone’s heart?
11. Double burn?
The bravery to tweet this is something I will always admire.
https://twitter.com/briviciz/status/1258627037230759936?s=20
10. Fat chance
If you don’t get it now, you’re never gonna get it.
https://twitter.com/casey_quesooo/status/1280956201983827968?s=20
9. Pet peeve
The signals couldn’t possibly be stronger.
8. Trauma alert
Sounds like you’re having a pretty steamy convo there.
got bored, got back on tinder, and now i’m knee deep in whatever this conversation is?? pic.twitter.com/EHtjnEfwC1
— laurel 🌿 (@_LaurusNobilis) July 8, 2020
7. Into oblivion
In her defense man, this is weak.
6. Follow-through
She really commits to the bit.
5. Curt replies
Why does your auto-correct assume that’s what you meant?
4. Get wrecked
The first joke is bad but it gets better/worse.
3. Intolerable
Your kind will be purged from this earth.
2. Heading you off
This was doomed from the beginning.
1. Tinder tautologies
He’s not wrong?
https://twitter.com/conorbrn/status/1052274333605945344
I may not be Mr. Romance over here, but at least I now know I can do slightly better than some. I need to go wash the cringe off of me.
Have you had any misadventures in flirting lately?
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