You ready to feel good, but also you’re terribly lonely?
Never fear! There are plenty of non-sexual thrills available to you and yours. Like the ones in this Reddit thread:
What’s good? Let’s find out.
1. Water, water everywhere.
Water coming out of your ear after it’s been stuck there for a bit.
– eeenrose
2. Sweet dreams.
Finally getting in the exact right position you need to sleep and not needing to pee
– grey_is_tired
3. SWEETER dreams.
Fresh bedsheets
– afarfan
4. Number two feeling.
Taking a smooth, efficient, clean poop.
– stink3rbelle
5. So thirsty.
Waking up at 3 am with massive thirst and then you take that nice, cold and godly sip of water!
– AfraidTomato
6. Getting a head.
Head massage.
Even those wire “hands” you can get to do it yourself feel amazing.
– Penske1
7. Warm up.
Taking a hot shower when you are cold.
That feeling is amazing!
– catniss29
8. Finally!
Getting that popcorn kernel out of your teeth
– awork98
9. Blow it off.
Farting away a stomach ache
– D00NL
10. That’s the stuff.
Deep tissue massage when your muscles are stiff.
It’s like heaven.
– Herecomethefleet
11. We’ve reached it!
Scratching a hard to get to itch.
Orgasmic omg
– Snarkybish03
12. A-choo to you!
Sneezing.
I love sneezing.
– MercyCriesHavoc
13. Play away.
Having someone play with your hair…omg tingles thinking about it😍
– hopeless_wanderer44
14. A light touch.
Having your back gently tickled
– Optimal-Spare
15. The what now?
The pee shivers.
– shamrockin1974
We can all feel good now and then if we just know where to look!
What would you add to this list?
Tell us in the comments.