I’ve been reading the Bible over and over but I can’t seem to find the part where it explains whether dating apps were invented by God or Satan.
Sometimes it seems one, sometimes the other. I guess we’ll never know.
One definite advantage of these dubious programs though is that we get hugely entertaining screenshots and stories out of them, which frequently get shared online for all to enjoy.
Check out these 15 amazing dating app fails (wins?) and decide for yourself whether they’re heaven-sent or devil-born.
15. The daily grind
When booty turns to duty.
https://twitter.com/DallinMello/status/1281683579584405505
14. Changing priorities
This is 2020 in a nutshell.
— clintoris (@clintoris) July 6, 2020
13. Self-improvement
I mean, I’ve seen the pill ads but I assumed they were BS.
https://twitter.com/sylphmon/status/1280849810208276480
12. Prenuptial disagreement
What kind of dadaist poetry flirting is this?
😦 pic.twitter.com/s92BEzYay8
— Colyn (@colynelliott) July 8, 2020
11. Private property
We connect with our loved ones over the things that truly matter.
https://twitter.com/xlikestarscream/status/1279648743097155584
10. Falling dominoes
You’re out of your element, bud.
https://twitter.com/afamilyofslugs/status/1280641118519074816
9. Shot in the dark
This needs to be our national motto for a while.
Never deleting tinder pic.twitter.com/yfKvnEnFQr
— mellontheestallion (@jessiemellonn) July 12, 2020
8. Is this the real life
Hi Amy, you’re awful.
https://twitter.com/HarryCawood/status/1280794220807311360
7. Gotta get down
After extensive research I can confirm that 7/7/20 was, in fact, a Tuesday.
This is my Tinder. Why pic.twitter.com/Q1fI40b9Ht
— Alcoholics Anonymous (@AlcoholicsAnon8) July 8, 2020
6. Inner secrets
You asked for it, friend.
5. Mother*******
I’m not entirely sure what’s going on here.
PS-5 secured.
by inTinder
4. Bear with me
It’s…cute? I guess?
I think I’ve finally figured out tinder
byu/The_Ethanator52 inTinder
3. Futon fulfillment
All that is old is new again.
Tinder, bringing old hooks ups together again
byu/Miranskiii inTinder
2. Opening up
You wanna wine about some stuff?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/hdtljh/not_bad_julie_not_bad_at_all/
1. Raisin hell
I can’t believe this worked and I can’t believe I didn’t see it coming.
Welp, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go reinstall Tinder for the 50th time, play with it for two hours, and delete it again. It is the tradition of my people.
What’s the best/worst dating app conversation you’ve ever had?
Tell us about it in the comments.